Billboard 5: I’m like, “Hey, what’s up? Hello.”

The status of the Hot 100 is abysmal right now. So much garbage. The queen of this garbage, Meghan Trainor with “Dear Future Husband” has risen to 18. 18? Gross.

I am excited, though, that “Shut Up + Dance,” the theme song of my existence, has risen to #5. “Don’t you dare look back…”

3. “Uptown Funk” by Mark Ronson featuring Bruno Mars

It has slipped to #3! It is slowly making its slow descent to oblivion. Ciao!

2. “Trap Queen” by Fetty Wap

Bertram Trap QueenWay back on April 3rd, the esteemed cultural critic, Joshua Bertram, declared this song the ‘Song of Summer,’ and I do believe he may be onto something.

1. “See You Again” by Wiz Khalifa featuring Charlie Puth

“Damn, who knew?
All the planes we flew
Good things we’ve been through”

-> Wow, So Many Heartstrings Tugged, So So Many…




One Comment Add yours

  1. dxdxter says:

    I always thought that you were the Queen of Garbage ([sic] management)


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